Thursday 4 August 2016

DO YOU KNOW MY PASTOR IS CRAZY - PRT 2 REAL LIFE SERIES

If my pastor is not crazy, why is he encouraging me to fear God, when the world has become the survival of the fittest.
Is it not comfortably stupid to allow these beautiful young damsels go untouched, it will take the religiously genius to stay away from all of these.
This Sunday, I came early to Church wondering on which side of the divide the cane will stroll from. Nothing is as beautifully ugly as standing in front of people who only warm the chairs every Sabbath Sunday. Hoping to see another oratory drama from the pulpit.
Patience is a wrong sermon to preach when the order of service is hurriedly perused, prayer scatted over in the heel of a man being pursued by an angry mad man.
Another boring topic to this generation of Russians, we seem to be in a hurry to nowhere because it has never and will never agree with the mind of God.
The wall clock staring at the eyes of almost everyone listening, hoping, when will this unserious and untanned fellow bring this archaic message to an end.
What interests this pew crickets is the sermon from world street journal, biting economy, the crawling human solution that crippled almost all the nation of Israel.
The pens were so much ashamed to even bother to dazzle the writing pad. Some 30 minutes later, I chose to breathe in, and then breathed out with a rhetoric, where are you rushing to? Heaven or hell? A sudden twist of events, from my head to the toe, 100 angry eyes pierced me almost leading to gymnastics shivering.
What a way, I broke the camel’s back; throw some holy jab for definite knock out. Impatience have depraved us of hearing God correctly, raised the great number of worldly Christians, immature and kwashiokored lifestyle. Failed and typewriter like brethren. Holiness is almost extinct because we have refused discipleship. So I cried as I dropped the tone….
Brethren, shall we rise up on our feet, I perceived something which has never happened in my two years of battling the devils from this pulpit.
The amen reached the heavens,  the sudden rush engaged a traffic jam, the departmental meeting held with room for thought sharing among brethren. Hope am not still crazy like they said on my first Sunday in this church.




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