Thursday 2 April 2015

Funny but the reality...$1M for grab

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
I know most of my friends will ignore this:
a church in Lagos, Nigeria needs someone to be crucified on Friday in a bid to show to the world the event that took place 2015 years ago.
Interested applicant should be rest assured that $1,000,000 is available for grab. Also be informed that 12inches nails will be used on your palm and foot, 1000 strokes of
Bulala on your back to be done by Nigerian Army. Don't worry, the scene is from Oshodi to Mushin with special coverage by CNN, BBC, ARISE TV BEN TV AND AIT.
Send your name, phone number, and other details to the nearest church to your house. Thanks, from the committee of church comedians

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Ayoade John Sule
Baba Anthony, u can do this better sir. Prophet Joel will
prophesy strength to bear the ordeal. I will decree that
NO 12inches nail or bulala used against shall HURT U
TOO MUCH.
Unlike · 1 · Delete · Report · Yesterday at 9:27am
Ifawole Ayofe Anthony
#hahahahahahahah..... Ok sir!
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AT Joel
o ga.... i have more than 400 friends and there is no one
coming forward, for this reason we have decided to
increase the money $20million, you have till 7am
tomorrow(thursday) to signify your interest. or se you
no want identify with Jesus...
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AT Joel
o ga.... i have more than 400 friends and there is no one
coming forward, for this reason we have decided to
increase the money to $20million, you have till 7am
tomorrow(thursday) to signify your interest. or se you
no want identify with Jesus...
Edited · Like · 1 · Edit · Yesterday at 11:53am
Ayoade John Sule
Okay, that money is okay. I‘ll collect it in advance. No
negotiation!
Unlike · 1 · Delete · Report · Yesterday at 12:34pm
Ifawole Ayofe Anthony
me seff get interest. Abeg where I go get the form?
Unlike · 1 · Delete · Report · Yesterday at 4:08pm
AT Joel
ha...ha, now we have black Jesus, o....
Like · Edit · Yesterday at 4:18pm
Ifawole Ayofe Anthony
Na part of invention, my oga
Like · Delete · Report · Yesterday at 7:33pm
AT Joel
wao...wao, get ready to come to Lagos, your money is
ready
Like · Edit · Yesterday at 7:42pm
Ifawole Ayofe Anthony
Ok sir
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